i made it into pages because i couldnt even read the words
so here it is
my Dad Egbert feels
what he did on john’s birthday
This is how I’ll teach my children about the Internets. OTPs, feels and fanfics: mmmyes, good. “Deep” and “sophisticated” photos to show how artsy and hip you are: boohiss, none of that in this house.
My best friend went to a math competition, rather confident in her abilities. She did not place. Neither of us really like the typical methods of consolation. So, in an attempt to both uphold our long-standing game of mockery and console her for her insufferably poor performance, I baked her a cake. Yeah, we’re like real-life Dave and Rose.