a five minute dersecest doodle using this colour palette (✿◕‿◕✿)
i made it into pages because i couldnt even read the words
so here it is
my Dad Egbert feels
what he did on john’s birthday
well, it could be worse.
(Source: mrharrisonford)
A prayer.
This is how I’ll teach my children about the Internets. OTPs, feels and fanfics: mmmyes, good. “Deep” and “sophisticated” photos to show how artsy and hip you are: boohiss, none of that in this house.
Dave didn’t do so well at the Smuppet Battle Rap-o-Rama, so we baked him a cake.
My best friend went to a math competition, rather confident in her abilities. She did not place. Neither of us really like the typical methods of consolation. So, in an attempt to both uphold our long-standing game of mockery and console her for her insufferably poor performance, I baked her a cake. Yeah, we’re like real-life Dave and Rose.
This is legitimately the best thing I’ve ever downloaded ever.